Moroder Week: Pt 3: Giorgio says "Kraftwerk sold out"

If Giorgio invented House (sort of), then Kraftwerk invented Techno (definitely). Giorgio hired programmers to get the sounds he wanted, Kraftwerk built their own studio and patented new gear. Giorgio wanted hits, Kraftwerk wanted art.
So I was amazed to read this NME interview from 1978. In it, Giorgio lays into Kraftwerk, accusing them, basically, of selling out: "Kraftwerk? Well, I think they thought that they must start selling more. I guess they are making a simple mistake. They still reckon that with an easy melody and a synthesiser they can have a hit."
"We are always trying very hard to improve the overall quality of our work, while Kraftwerk are still holding on to the older ways of recording. I just met one of the guys from Kraftwerk in New York once, but it is very difficult to talk with them. They obviously speak German and I speak German, but..."
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Kraftwerk's Electronic Lapels

If you've ever wondered how an average Music Thing reader appears to the general public, watch this incredible video of Kraftwerk performing 'Autobahn' 21 31 years ago in September 1975, complete with a voice-over from a British TV presenter explaining how "Next year, Kraftwerk hope to eliminate the keyboards altogether, and build jackets with electronic lapels, which can be played by touch." Satire, in the form of Synthesizer Patel, doesn't seem nearly as funny... (Thanks Joe)

"And this is where they wrote 'Computer Love'...."

Kraftwerk are as much about their gear as they are their music, and theres so much information out there that I wouldn't know where to begin with a 'Kraftwerk week' (scary thought). One of my favourite pieces of Kraftwerk equipment has to be this amazing limited edition pocket calculator that was sold on one of their tours. Its one of the lesser known Casio VL-Series 'synths' ( I've got a VL-Tone, but foolishly took it apart) and is my kind of music gear: Very small, cheap, plastic and sounding like one of those annoying greetings cards that plays happy birthday when it's opened...except with a crude sequencer to forge your own classic synth-pop epic (probably with wristwatch drum machine backing). Pity its not an 'ebay of the day'.....In a quest for a relevant picture to accompany this post, I happened upon this beauty on the website for BMS Audio, a German company who seem to specialise in audio equipment for various industrial applications....(power station....geddit?) which opens up a whole world of 'audio equipment that wasn't designed for music making'.......

UPDATE: Kraftwerk's old vocoder sells for $12,500

So, the Kraftwerk vocoder auction finished yesterday, and 60,000 hits on the auction page, it sold for $12,500 to a bidder from London called mjgooner. Presumably he's an Arsenal fan, and recently bought a nice-looking 1993 Alfa Romeo Spider, and a Bob Moog doll. If you're out there, mjgooner, get in touch and let us know how it feels!

Conny Plank's entire studio for sale

These are exciting times for people wanting to buy elderly studio gear with fashionable associations*. After Kraftwerk's vocoder and The Radiophonic Workshop's patchbay, comes Conny Plank's Entire Studio. Conny started his career as a sound man for Marlene Dietrich, before producing all the important krautrock albums by Kraftwerk, Neu! and Can. He died in 1987, but his studio continued, until his widow died on 1st June. Now the entire contents are up for sale in this auction, which seems slightly shambolic: "We will collect all the bids and offers over a couple of weeks and after a while the highest bidder will be the lucky one" but there is some great stuff on offer, including the hand-built console, some nice synths, and an instant collection of super-cool rack gear (1 and 2)... (Thanks, Samuel and Zanf) *I guess that's all of us, really.

Buying gear from the Radiophonic Workshop

Loscha writes: "While not as cool as the Kraftwerk Vocoder, a jackfield from the BBC Radiophonic Workshop is still very neat..." Quite right: eBay item #120003732436 is a jackfield/patchbay which was apparently used in the legendary workshop before being shipped to Australia in the luggage of a former BBC engineer. As the vendor rightly says: "I can say, unashamedly, This is the best jackfield in the entire world. Period. You will never see anything like this again in your entire life." Unfortunately, you've just missed the chance to have something to plug it into. eBay item #250001734656 was a AKG BX20 spring reverb unit, "As used in the BBC Radiophonic Workshop", although it's not totally clear if that was this actual unit, or just the model. Either way, it went for a not unreasonable £470.
On the subject of that Kraftwerk vocoder: The auction page has had 47,000 hits with a $7,600 high bid, and still two days to go. The Music Thing effect strikes again...

Deviant Synth is the synth blog for people who hate synth blogs


Deviant Synth is the new blog from Eric Barbour of Metasonix (among other contributors). Eric has helped Music Thing out many times with facts/background/knowledge etc. The blog has a great manifesto - "We want readers to post twisted, schizophrenic synthesizer bullshit. Anything posted will be taken down if it is at all synth-collector oriented, chiptune-related, dull, or sheeplike... Links to schematics of exact copies of CS-80 filters are not welcome. Neither are links to fansites for Kraftwerk, Klaus Schulze, Can, Tangerine Dream, Ultravox, Gay Fairy Twinkle, or any other hideous 70s or 80s funny-haircut nostalgia keyboard act.... All tech must be ODD. Germanium transistors, arcane synth modules, vacuum tubes, steam-powered piston oscillators, whatever -- it has to be WRONG.. The picture above, of a prototype Sheryl Crow Sodomy synth is par for the course. Eric is looking for more contributors - anyone with a Wordpress account can post.

eBay of the day: Moog Vocoder used by Monty Python

£2,950 gets you eBay item 300219454269 a 1979 Moog vocoder, apparently used by Monty Python on their 'Contractual Obligation' album. The seller promises 'more collectable audio gear from our Monty Python collection'. Somehow, it's not quite as attractive as Kraftwerk's original vocoder, which sold on eBay for $12,500 in 2006.

25 great music-making tips from musicians


UPDATE 2014: Advice From Musicians is now a thing - click here to see the best tips submitted by Music Thing readers
In the results of the Music to make you happy survey in February, the things that impressed me most were the answers to the question "What's the best piece of advice about making music that you've ever heard?" Within the 1,100+ responses are hundreds of great tips - some old, some new, some obvious, some arcane. Like these, for starters...
  1. Like Kraftwerk, have a non-music day every week or so (Anonymous computer musician)
  2. If things go wrong, just maintain that you were playing jazz (Max/MSP enthusiast)
  3. Play less (Guitarist, and lots of other people)
  4. When learning to play a piece of music, play it first so slowly that you don't get a single note wrong. Then slowly increase the speed. Then, play louder than normal at the proper speed and you'll play more confidently (A bass player and a synth tweaker)
  5. When editing, don't cut the breath off before someone starts talking or singing (Guitarist)
  6. Finish the first draft (Bass plyer)
  7. It's essential to begin every recording by asking 'Are we Recording?' (Guitarist - is that you, Peter?)
  8. Before you start for the day, go for a long walk (Computer musician)
  9. Listen. Listen very carefully. No. REALLY listen. (A guitarist, although 115 people used the word 'listen' in their tips)
  10. Wear earplugs (Drummer)
  11. Hit it hard, ye massive ponce (Drummer)
  12. Grab some string and bend it. If it doesn't sound right move up a fret and try again. (Guitarist)
  13. Start now, don't wait (Keyboard player)
  14. Get into the groove / Boy, you've got to prove / Your love to me (Guitarist)
  15. Retune your guitar, so you don't know the notes, then try making music with only your ears as guides (Keyboard player)
  16. Tune your guitar, play in time (Guitarist)
  17. Do it in triplets! (Programmer)
  18. Make, go sleep and check again tomorrow... (Synth tweaker)
  19. You may think you're playing your instrument, but what you're really playing is the audience (Studio engineer)
  20. Keep your cigarette lighter away from my drummer - He'll set fire to anything that burns (Nord Modular enthusiast)
  21. Do something every day. Even if all you do is make a beat or write some lyrics or a bassline or whatever, do something. Even if you just have a few minutes a day to spare, the material you have quickly builds up (Field recordist)
  22. "Play more things that make me dance around and less things that make me sit and look miserable in a plastic chair" - Brian Eno (Guitarist)
  23. Learning any instrument is about scales. Scales. Scales. Scales. The trick is to make learning the scales interesting. Which is hard. And I've never done it. Which is a shame (Studio engineer)
  24. Never listen to the same loop for longer than 10 minutes (Beat maker)
  25. Write as many songs as you can and pick the best (Guitarist)
To be continued...

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Tell me about Karlheinz Stockhausen


I don't know anything about Stockhausen besides "great pioneer", "inspired Kraftwerk and Bjork", "not good for parties" and "made music for four helicopters". Anyone got any good stories?

Music geek fun with Google Patents Search

Last week Google introduced their Patent Search site, which searches patents going back hundreds of years. What could be more fun? Here is Bob Moog's patent for the Moog 'ladder' Filter, filed in 1966 and granted in 1969. This seems to be John M Chowning's patent for FM synthesis, which earned $20m for Stanford when Yamaha licensed it for the DX7. Here is Leon Theremin's 1925 patent for the Theremin. Here is Leo Fender's pickup patent from 1944 (here is Les Paul's). Here is the Synthaxe, here is the Fender Jaguar Jazzmaster, from 1959. Here is a fantastically cool 'Electric Self-Playing Violin' from 1905, and here is Anacleto Montanelli's Electrical Musical Instrument from 1893. Here is the Rhodes piano from 1964... and so on. Anyone found anything cool?
UPDATE: Rather than randomly putting words into Google, Don Tillman has actually researched this stuff. Here are his surveys of patents from: Moog, ARP and Mellotron/Birotron.
UPDATE 2: Casionova claims to have found the patent for the Demo Button, although I'm sure they had them before 1986. He also found this super-awesome Casio electric harmonica ("a main body having a plurality of ducts").
UPDATE 3: Eddie has found this 'Electronic Percussion Musical Instrument' designed by Florian Schneider and Ralf Hutter from Kraftwerk in 1975 (it's only an 'ornamental design' though).

eBay of the Year: Kraftwerk's original vocoder

Lots of people say things like 'RARE legendary' in eBay auctions for DX7s and Casio VL-Tones, but eBay item #300001522431 doesn't go for hype, just saying "prototype VOCODER of german 70´s Electronic Pioneers". What's on offer is Ralf & Florian's vocoder, built to order by a local electronics company, and later used on the intro to 'Autobahn'. No bids so far at $3,800, with ten days to go. (Thanks, Kaden)
UPDATE: It went for $12,500!

The miracle of YouTube

Late as ever, I've just discovered YouTube (basically Flickr for video). Their slogan is 'Broadcast Yourself', but people mainly seem to be broadcasting cool music videos:
1) Prince's new single 'Black Sweat' is fantastic, and very much like the old times again - analog synths, Linn Drums. The video is here, and another great new Hendrix-esque tremolo-tastic song 'Fury' from SNL here.
2) Holy crap! Rick Wakeman playing awful muzak really really fast here
3) Vangelis synthporn, plus comedy piano playing and loads of toffs running about here (stick with it, there's a CS80 and ARP 2500 & 2600s later)
4) Giorgio Moroder and Phil Oakey's finest hour here
5) Clyde Stubblefield drumming with James Brown in 1968 here
6) 808 State's 'Cubik here
7) Some dudes in a bedroom with an 808 and a 303 here
8) Lots of Aphex Twin videos here, particularly this great oldie.
9) And a whole mess of Kraftwerk here
10) Iggy and the Stooges doing 'TV Eye' live in 1970 here
(Thanks to Matrix Synth for pointing me in the right direction)

School band play 'Endtroducing' with real instruments

This is absolutely the best thing I've seen for ages (thanks, John). The after-school percussion group at Minnetonka High School, Minneapolis, rehearsed for months and can now play two tracks from DJ Shadow's 'Endtroducing' album. The music was arranged by 25 year-old geographer/law student/vibraslap enthusiast Brian Udelhofen, who teaches the group. The Shadow Percussion Project links to this amazing video [65mb WMV] of the group's live performance in May 2005. They play 'Building Steam with a Grain of Salt' and 'Changeling'. What's amazing is how much like the record they sound (given the rather fuzzy audio), at least on 'Building Steam'. The drummers recreate the glitchy MPC-60 loop editing pretty much perfectly. Medals all round. Meanwhile, at the other end of the legal scale, you may find a very cool torrent on your local filesharing network called 'Dj Shadow - Endtroducing Sample Sources', which contains 36 tracks, from Metallica to Billy Cobham, that were used on the album.
UPDATE: The video is now HERE at the Internet Archive. Let me know if you have any problems.
UPDATE: 67MB is a hell of a big file, isn't it? Here's the first minute of 'Building Steam', squeezed down to: 2mb WMV and 1mb WMV.

PREVIOUSLY: More cool videos: Amazing kid dancing to Kraftwerk / Funny superdork animation / Franz Ferdinand wasting time / McRorie / Double neck guitar dork / Crazy synth freakout / The endless joy of loops /

More great posts than the Royal Mail

I feel so guilty when people take the time to send me really great stuff and then I forget to post it. So here's a bit of karma-boosting cupboard emptying. There are some absolute treasures on this list, thanks Dave, Michael, Ian, K, Capzloc, Steve, Jason, Erik, RBurns, Mikey, JB, Circuit Master, Formicarium and Schism.
  • Zlad: Awesome video featuring a nun playing a Roland Axis.
  • NYC Soundlab: It's like a gym, for musicians. Pay the monthly fee, and you get to visit and use the studio gear. Tour and interview with the boss here, and Flickr set of pictures here.
  • The Keyboard Museum has a truly awesome collection of demo tapes from classic synths, from the Stylophone to the Fairlight,
  • Electric Shadows: A huge and wonderful collection of 'who played what', including Kraftwerk, Jean Michel Jarre, Vangelis, and Plastikman.
  • The Robot Lab: It's huge industrial robots, DJing.
  • Bandai Little Jammer: A tiny little robot band for your living room. Just $359.
  • Ekalimba: Cool electric kalimbas for sale.
  • Seventh Circle Audio sell DIY Neve pre-amp kits for $324.
  • Didj'tizer: It's a VST didgeridoo.
  • Logo Mall: For all your inflatable synth, guitar, microphone and drum needs.
  • Ninjam: Jam over the Internet (from the creator of the Jesusonic CrusFX)
  • The Extreme Synth Weirdness Project: Database of strange noises.
  • My Fascinating Instrument, by Oskar Sala, played entirely on his Mixtur Trautonium.
  • Nico has a Macbeth M5, and this is what it sounds like.
  • Garritan Jazz & Big Band: It's like 'Personal Orchestra' with a beard and a polo neck.
  • SampleRobot: Turns hardware synths into software, automatically.
  • Q-960: Moog sequencer for Dotcom modulars. Make sure you watch this sexy video.
  • More to come!

    Awesome video of a kid dancing to Kraftwerk

    It's been linked all over the place, but I only just saw this [wmv] clip of David 'that guy from the VW advert' Bernal dancing (he's the third kid on. You'll know it's him when the crowd go apeshit). There's a great interview with David here at kottke.org. Turns out he's a big Warp Records fan. (from Kingblind)

    Free online robot karaoke

    Rhetorical rVoice is a professional speech synthesis system - they build voices for artificial call centres and the like. Their demo page is perfect for generating, say, an earnest Spanish gentleman rapping 'Bring The Noise' [100k mp3], or a stoned valley girl doing 'Night of the Living Bassheads' [160k mp3]. If you're hunting for Radiohead/ Kraftwerk/ Hawking robot voices, then you'll have to look elsewhere.
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