Thanks to you, Music Thing reader, for a great year. In January 2005, the site was visited less than 40,000 times. In November, it was just over 210,000 (December was a little slower...) I hope you come back next year, and a special thanks to everyone who sent ideas. They're all in the queue...
Joe does well to get past the spam filter by sending an email with the title 'mosrite crutch lapsteel', pointing me towards this wonderful one-off guitar built by Semie Moseley for his friend Barbara Mandrell, who was injured in a car crash in 1984. "When Moseley delivered the instrument, he fitted the instrument to her height in Mandrell’s husband’s basement workshop." It's now in the National Music Museum in South Dakota. More about Semie's life here.
There's something wonderful about a new, knob-covered mono synth, and the first big leak from NAMM is this (from the Harmony Central forums), the DSI Mono Evolver keyboard. $1199 gets you an Evolver in a steel box, 37 keys, 58 knobs, lots and lots of blue LEDs and, most important of all, wooden end panels. It's very expensive, but... Damn! Dave Bryce, who works for DSI, posted the pictures on the forum, and said they really wanted to sell the synth for under $1,000, but couldn't make the sums add up. Watch the DSI Website for updates.
Take ten minutes to watch this wonderful video (via Get LoFi) of a Terry Brown, an eccentric geek from Denton, Texas, playing tapes really really slowly through a homemade PA system on his porch. There's very little information about Terry with the video, on the interwebs, or in newspaper cuttngs, which is a shame in itself. I think that Make Synths Not War should start selling t-shirts bearing Terry's immortal words: "We're not going to need a tweeter for what we're doing today"
UPDATE: Ben wisely writes: "Is it me or does the slow tape deck guy bear a striking resemblance in manner to J.F. Sebastian, the inventor guy from Blade Runner?"
Thanks to everyone (Spanish Harlem, Marc, Ezeh from Uruguay...) who sent me links to this incredible eBay auction - a huge archive of vintage modular synths and other sexy dusty gear. There's been some discussion on Analogue Heaven about who the seller might be, although they didn't get further than him being a nice guy, possibly called Ed. A full week left on the sale, so you've got plenty of time to save the $24k opening price for the ARP2500...
Recently, I've started getting strange questions through the MT email. Can anyone help me answer them?
"I received a Sliverstone guitar and amplifer for christmas . I am retired and a man of 53 years old ! You think I can pick guitar like the greats ? Been a fan of Pink Floyd , and Hinderx , but life struggles and such Kept me from playing the guitar. Now I Have one I am puzzled ? Don’t know anything about music . My Knowladge is nothing in the Subject . Tried to play when I was in the service my fingers are big and hit too many strings." James, 53
"Is it possible to buy/download the ARP-type backing track alone to Won't Get Fooled Again and Baba O'Reilly? I'd like to play them both live in my band, but the synth parts are somewhat crucial to the overall sound." Gary, Fenland
"Can you please center your blog? I hate when everything is aligned left..." Evan, Iceland
"Hello my name is Rajah, I am a 19 year old male. I live in Columbia Maryland and I have been making instrumentals for two years now. I use the computer program FL Studio. I would like to further my skills and the quality of my instrumentals. In order to do so I feel as though I need to step up my equipment. I cannot really afford an MPC but I still think it is mandatory that I have one in order to further my career in the music industry. I was wondering if it was possible for your company to lend me a helping hand. Wether it be with an donation of an MPC or by making an MPC affordable for me. This would be the best thing to happen to me since I taught my self how to use FL Studio." Rajah, Maryland
UVA Instruments are asking $10,000 for "The darkest and most daring guitar ever made...", named after some dude from the Da Vinci Code. The Baphomet is a bat-shaped monstrosity with 150 pieces of hand-cut inlay and EMG pickups. On the website, they ask "Why It Is This Guitar So Great? First of all, you cannot describe the sound of Baphomet anything other than pure evil." I particularly like this shot, which I assume shows the guitar being injected with the blood of virgins during manufacturing. I guess now Dan Brown has something to spend his millions on. (Thanks Derek)
My family were slightly bemused by my excitement on Xmas morning when I opened a parcel to find a copy of the Illustrated Compendium of Musical Technology by Tristram Cary, co-inventor of the VCS3 synth. I'd asked my mother for a copy, and she found one second-hand. It's my new geek bible, a 542-page encyclopedia of lore, full of diagrams and flowcharts. It's great because Tristram Cary really, really knows what he's talking about. The ten pages on oscillators don't just explain what they do, but how they do it. And because he came into electronic music from a classical, avant-garde angle (he founded the Royal College of Music's Electronic Music Studio in 1967), there are no endless chapters on 303s, 808s, SL-1200s and those same old stories from Detroit and Chicago. Instead, there are entries on things like magnetic hysteresis, Helmholz resonators, graceful degradation and swarf (the little ribbons of plastic spat out by a vinyl cutting head). I'd recommend it to anyone who enjoys this site. I suspect Faber and Faber were expecting something with a bit more popular appeal when they published it in 1992, and perhaps it failed to find many buyers at £45 so fell out of print. Fortunately, it's not too hard to find - UK Amazon
have a few copies second hand. Thanks, Mum!
UPDATE: For free, downloadable Cary-related cleverness, Analog Industries links to the original manual for the Synthi AKS, which opens with a 1624 quote from Roger Bacon.
Thanks to the Guardian Guide for mentioning Music Thing on Saturday, and welcome to any new readers!
Nerve.com have a pretty-much safe for work Holiday Gift Guide. Among the experimental kitchenware and fancy pants is the Roland MC-303 - the cheap, elderly groovebox which is often reviled by right-thinking musos, not least for demeaning the heritage of the numbers 3,0 and 3. Nerve like it because Peaches and M.I.A used it; "Watch as they and their friends gaze in rapture at the manual and then reach over and push a few buttons, generating various clever, throbbing beats." It's a mark of my endless shallowness that I wanted to buy a MC303 for almost 20 seconds after reading the piece... (Yes, that's a MC505 in the picture. I guess it matched the boots better)
Shaduz is a 24 year-old computer engineering graduate and musician from Bologna, Italy. He's developed the 3DID wireless MIDI glove, with 5 bend sensors (I'm guessing that's fingers), 3 gyroscopes, 3 accelerometers and 18 hours of battery life. As he says: "The most exciting thing is that the cost of the actual prototype (the glove shown in the video) together with the wireless receiver is about 150 euros."
Here is his project page, and
here [8bm WMV] is a video of him playing live with it. Shaduz is reassuringly free of theatrical facial expressions, although all that air punching and fist clenching does give his performance a slightly martial air. In case Shaduz' website slows down, I've taken the liberty of mirroring the video here at the Internet Archive. (Thanks, Rick)
Reboot Stereophonic is a non-profit record label specialising in space-age Jewish music from the past, including Gershon Kingsley's album 'God is a Moog' - "Kingsley is most proud of his work with an African American choir in 1968 who helped him convert the traditional Jewish Sabbath service into a Moog rock opera." As well as selling the album, they're selling great t-shirts for $20 ("Will take pounds off you if need be, and make you able to compose an electronic masterpiece of your very own or your money back.") While we're on the subject, here is Bob Moog interviewing Gershon Kingsley. (via Boing Boing)
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, this is the Hughes & Kettner tube clock. It's a nice idea - a tube-amp inspired clock stuffed with real nixie display tubes, mounted in a tolex case. Unfortunately, the designer at H&K decided to add a layer of engraved perspex, and backlit the whole thing in baby blue neon. It looks like the specials board from a yuppie wine bar that went bankrupt in 1987. For a real Nixie clock, try Resonant Instruments. (via Harmony Central)
Peter Kirn, who edits the wonderful Create Digital Music blog, has just published his first book - Real World Digital Audio. It looks great, a big fat tome (640 pages) which comes with a DVD full of software and samples. The Real World Digital Audio site has more details, Amazon links etc.
ALSO, James Grahame, who edits the equally wonderful Retro Thing (part of the Thing Network™) has just published Essential Retro, which looks like an extended version of the blog, with an entire chapter on vintage (and pseudo-vintage) synths. Again, visit the site for all the details.
eBay item #7373643779 is covered in "mad person" warning signs. The description is written in block capitals, underlined, in italics, in green. Here's what it says: “This guitar has no strings or frets but little buttons to replace them and a synthesizer in the base to change the sound to anything you want." Apparently it was built in 1970 and is the only one in the world. No bids yet at $5,000 (Thanks, Monster Movie)
Thomas writes: "I'm sure most of your readers have money and technical skill to buy real samplers and v-drum kits, but I'm poor and desperately grasping for indie cred, so I've built my own sampler in Excel (of all things). It's controlled with a wireless xBox pad that I converted to USB, and I'm going to hand it out to audience members at shows to let them play the drums for me (I'm a solo bassist). In case you're interested, you can find the alpha HERE" Thomas' creation is impressive, in a distinctly lo-fi way, although it will be a whole lot cooler when he announces an all-Microsoft Office band with several Excel Synth players. Thomas is also a fan of Electroplankton, the cult Japan-only Nintendo DS music game.
VERY EXCITING UPDATE: A guy called Andrew has now developed Thomas' original into a fully-blown grid step drum sequencer. I think the sloppy timing you get from Excel is pretty fly. Link
'Woedodger' from Montana has a plan. His buddy Paul bought this drum kit, covered in porn photos, from Orange County Drums and Percussion (No relation to Orange County Choppers). Then... "I got them from him hoping to make a little dough selling them on eBay" Now here they are, item #7373840632 with no interest yet at $4,500. Good luck with that, Woedodger! (Thanks, Kaden)
Ever wanted to buy a cheap Flying V with a sporty red-and-check paint job and chrome exhaust pipes? Now, the Stagg G-Force is here. There's on on eBay (item #7373041260) for £169. (Thanks, GLW)
Aaron writes: "My daughter likes the volume and tempo knobs and buttons on her 1980 Yamaha Portasound better than the mini keys, but she tends to pull the knobs off. Same with my electric piano, though its few knobs are more tug-resistant. I'm reluctant to let her play my relatively fragile X-Station, so I am looking for a synth keyboard that will let her tweak away without choking hazard.
Requirements: Tough knobs that can withstand tugging and teeth, built in speakers since cords are for yanking and chewing, an arpeggiator and/or rhythm generator so she can get her groove on. The cheaper the better, but if it is something that she can grow up with, we might be able to spend more." Obviously the perfect solution would be a Cybersongosse, apart from the cheap bit. Any more sensible suggestions? (The picture shows my son Alex rocking the Alesis Ion at 18 months)
Ebay item #7370817866 is an amazing haul of vintage British microphones, collected by the seller's father, who was an engineer at the Royal Albert Hall from 1958-1991. The auction tells a wonderful little slice of the father's life, which included setting up microphones for Frank Sinatra, Last Night of the Proms and events at Buckingham Palace. Bidding is currently £2,300 with 4 days to go. (Thanks, Pete)
UPDATE: Here's the 2007 Music Thing Christmas Gift Guide
I think it must be pretty much impossible to buy music geek presents for music geeks. But if I had to try...
£8.99 Editors Keys: Little sticky labels to make Cubase/Sonar/Reason much easier
$10-40 T-Shirts for music geeks: Let me know if you find more
$12 An album by Link Wray: The coolest stocking filler you'll ever see
$17.95 Electric Kazoo: Cheaper than a theremin, and twice as noisy.
$23 Buddha Machine: Giving a CD = boring. Giving a tiny electronic music box = not boring
£19.99 Paper pipe organ kit: Will keep you very busy on Boxing Day
$39 Dubstation: I'm not sure software is a suitable festive gift, but this amazing dub box is a great virtual stocking filler
$49.99 GuitarPlug: Add a USB port to any guitar
£35 Mojobow: Single string slide guitar. Rockin!
$55 Speakjet Voice Synthesizer: For talking like Hawking
$59 Pink Flying V Ukulele: The guitar your kids really want
$77/Octave Chromatic desk bells: As used by Meg White
£59 Wesley Perspex Kids Guitars: Perfect 'for the kids'… (May be out of stock)
$110+ Transparent Les Paul: In case you don't have kids.
$100 (per month) Dotcom Modular Synth Subscription: By the summer, you'll be making noises
$149 Hottie Amps: They'll think you've given them a toaster! They'll be wrong!
$154: Paia Fatman: Analog synth kit, if you love the smell of solder in the morning
£100+ A Vintage Reel-to-Reel. Click to search eBay for (revox, studer, teac) +reel, or trawl car boot sales
$140 Blue Snowball: Amazing looking USB microphone. Remember the huge shock mount
$159 Drumometer: Join the world's fastest growing extreme sport: Really fast drumming
$179 Ampeg Scrambler: The originals cost $1000. These don't
$180/octave Bigfoot Keyboard: Batteries not required for more Xmas morning hilarity
£130 Riyaz Master Tabla Machine: Self contained Indian drum machine
$289 Moolon Pedals: Amazing engraved effects pedals from Asia
£220 MFB Synth II: Tiny, cheap analog Minimoog clone with a sequencer
¥39,800 Fernandes ZO-3 Travel Guitars: Available in any colour except boring, although mainly Jap only
$300 TC Electronic Pedals: Just the best looking pedals in the world (I reckon)
$407 Stroh violin:Amazing amplified acoustic violin, used by Tom Waits
$425 Sonar Axe: Just to see the look on Granny's face when they open the parcel on the 25th
$429 Memory Lane: Diamond's very clever analog delay pedal
$499 iMP Tube Amp: The best looking little hifi amp ever (thanks Chris)
£350-ish Moog Prodigy: The best bang-for-the-buck vintage Moog money can buy
$699 Future Retro Revolution: It's roundy, it's white, it's analog and it's bleepy
$729 Moogerfooger Analog Delay: Buy it for your newborn and say it's an investment
€2190 Lemur: Incredibly sexy and clever. Looks like an old computer monitor
What do you want for Christmas? Share in the commentsLabels: xmas2007
This is a great little piece from the New Yorker about hanging out with Billy Gibbons from ZZ Top, in which he pays a visit to Telecaster prototype #0009 and drinks beer through a straw (to keep his beard dry). Billy's book: Rock'n'Roll Gearhead
looks very cool (Does that link work? Hmm...) And yes, that guy on the left looking like a composite of all the members of Supergrass was Billy in the early '70s. (via Rock Star Photos). While we're on the subject, check out this page which has a picture of a very young Billy with Jimi Hendrix.
Bill Clements is a Michigan bass player with one arm (or at least one hand). Fortunately, it's his left arm, and he's exceptionally good at playing jazz bass with that it (and a bandanna tied around the neck to stop notes ringing on). Unfortunately, as this pretty awesome video [wmv} shows, he can't resist playing far, far, far too many notes. At least he hasn't got, like, 18 strings on his bass. More on Bill and the Kalamazoo Music Group. (Via Audio Mastermind)
Real work = not much time to post, but nice emails = lots of ideas. So...
New MPC-1000BK is black, might come with built-in hard drive (babelfish unclear)
Sonic weapon designed to repel teenagers
Guitar Hero on PS2 - Gibson sponsored music game
Record labels try to get heavy with people making mash-up bootlegs
Software lets you plan & cost your dream modular synth. Warning! May inspire lust and/or bankrupcy
Awesomely noisy VST version of the Death Synth hardware box. (Also my Nord G2 version)
Why icebergs sing (if you speed the tape up a bit)
(Thanks Simon, Jonas, Boing Boing, Audio Mastermind, JMaggard, Dave)