Who doesn't love keytars and martial arts, and wish the two things could work together better? Now, they do! eBay auction #7404008918 starts: "This unusual instrument began as two fine pieces of work that have become one: a beautiful, carved wooden Kung Fu sword and a fine little MIDI keyboard" As far as I can see, the sword doesn't actually do anything - it's not touch sensitive or rigged up as a huge pitchbend lever, but if you're insane and have the $249 starting bid, rejoice!