In honour of this Fairlight Series III turning up on Austrailan Ebay (currently £814, but it will go up), I've declared this Fairlight Week, a celebration of the biggest, most expensive, cleverest and most over-the-top vintage synth of all.
... otherwise skip onto the next post. I suspect that EMU have been blown away by the success of their 1212m/1820m soundcards. At AES they announced a whole load of new stuff which is good news for people (like me) who have one. Audiophile cheapskates get better sound from the 0404 card [here]. Emulator X users who (like me) find the sampler totally baffling, get v1.5 of the software, which comes with a simplified "Single View Screen" which will hopefully mean all those great sounds stop gathering dust on my hard drive [here]. There's a much simpler (and cheaper) way to access those Emu-X sounds [here], and finally, a load of cool-sounding vintage sounds for everyone, at $99 a go, [here].
It's got a terrible name, but Frontier Design's Tranzport looks nice and is probably a little bit useful. It's a little wireless box (wireless like your mouse is wireless, not 802.11 wireless) that you can use to control your computer sequencer. So, when you're half way across the room playing your Bazantar, you can still press record without slipping a disk. No word on pricing yet, but with that nice design and a little LCD, it ain't going to be cheap.
1. The first ever triple-neck guitar was build by Semie Mosely of Mosrite [click]
I'm not sure how Music Thing turned into Small Mobile Recording Gadget News, but it seems that's what we've become. No doubt inspired by this post from a couple of weeks back, Edirol have launched a battery-powered 40gb multitrack digital hard disk recorder with effects and built-in editing. It would look quite sexy if (once again) you'd never seen this. No price yet, but I think it will be pushing £1k. More details: here.
Next up from Arturia, the Grenoble-based superboffins who make the software version of the Moog Modular, MiniMoog and Yamaha CS80 comes: The ARP 2600, a huge modular synth used by pretty much everyone. No price or downloadable demo yet, but it should be £150-£200. There's utterly tedious and massively over-compressed video of Arturia's not-very glamorous offices (in French) here. More details: here
The Yamaha Cocktail Drum System is perfect for the Martini-drinking drummer with limited space - the big drum is a bass drum at the bottom, and a snare drum at the top, with various tinkly bits and toms. Tuxedo optional, but preferred. (Thanks to Scottdru on the SoS forum for spotting it.)
Here's how to build yourself an analog mono synth with £60 and an old cigar box:
Look carefully at this picture. Some chaps messing about in a workshop... But what's that on the workbench? And what are those in the living room? And what in the name of holy flying crap is that? Electron Luv make the most amazing-looking valve hi-fi gear I've ever seen. It's built in Utah by a 26 year-old self-taught metalworker and valve boffin with a sculptor father. Mikey sent me the link just as I was trying to find stuff that's going to be annouced at the AES (Audio Engineering Society) conference in San Franciso at the end of the week. So far this ugly grey cube of a sub-woofer is the most exciting thing that's been announced. Do you think Mackie could learn something from ElectronLuv?
Another MIT graduate thesis, but I'm not going to shoehorn this one into my getting-old-fast DIY week. Olli from shinerclay.com (and New Jersey) writes to remind me about Audiopad, a truly amazing music interface that pisses all over Lemur. James and Ben took some 'pucks' containing radio transponders, a matrix of antennae embedded in a flat surface and a video projector, and combined it all with an astonishingly cool interface. It's really too great to try to explain in words, so watch this video: QT High/QT Low. It starts out with a bit of student ravey stuff, but stick with it. That interface really is amazing. At the moment, all James and Ben are doing is winning a bunch of awards with Audiopad, but say they're 'looking at commercialisation'. ps: I wish I'd gone to a college where this counted as work and John Maeda was a teacher.
Mikey wonders if Pocket Calculator's Boombox Pages fall under the remit of Music Thing. Well, they're full of geeky information about 80s boomboxes and pictures of hip hop people and old ladies carrying crappy Sanyos. And there's a 'future' page with a mocked up Sony Boodo Khan boombox. So... yes, they do!
One of the strangest things I've read for weeks is this post which Gareth sent me about people modifying their EMU 1212m sound cards. The cards are already very well regarded (mine sounds great to me), but these guys remove various components - capacitors and op-amps - replacing them with higher-grade ones, like the semi-mythical Black Gate capacitors (which can cost up to £140 per capacitor, and have a fantastically cool logo). Iron Dreamer, the guy who seems to be the leader of the modders, claims that that the mods - which cost him $140, the same as the price of the card - have given improvements in " in the soundstaging/imaging, speed/slam, treble extension, background blackness, and detail".
The other thing that Iron Dreamer does is modifying headphones - changing the cables for higher grade wire, and adding 'Woodys" - hand-made wooden shells to replace the plastic shells on top-end headphones like Grados or Sennheiser HD-600's. He charges about $95 for the cable. For the cable and the woody, it depends which wood you have, from $295 (Mahogany) to $370 (Quilted Maple). Apparently Quilted Maple "Provides a richer tonal signature with wider soundstage with it's thickness."
I'm not totally sure if a guy's MIT Media Lab graduation thesis counts as 'DIY', but respect to Nikita Pashenkov anyway. He took a bunch of spare parts and built something very like Final Scratch (which has just released Version 2), another playing-mp3s-through-your-decks device. See also: Miss Pinky's Interdimensional Wrecked System, which doesn't rely on weird retro CueCat technology. (Thanks to Tommy Walker III and Waxy.org)
Who could not love a piece of software that comes with a safety warning? When you install EMS' Synthi Emulator, a disclaimer comes up warning that it can produce very high and very low frequencies, and to be careful of your speakers. In other words "Watch yer bass bins, I'm tellin' ya". I spent about an hour last night playing with the demo, and it's ace. All those spazz-out synth sounds the Chemical Brothers use - particularly on 'Come With Us' come straight out of the Synthi. Using it is simple: Load up any of the patches (they all sound pretty much the same), tweak out any annoying noises, and start wiggling the joystick. I was using it in Tobybear's Minihost to record a load of pretty-much-random audio, which I then chopped into loops in Ableton Live (avoiding the hisses that the demo version of Synthi inserts every so often). Instant Chems! Still, one thing I forgot to mention yesterday. EMS want €350 for the software. It's awesome, but €350 for one noise seems a little bit steep...
Everyone's building their own MIDI controllers these days. This is Richie Hawtin's, this was built for Monolake, who invented Ableton Live, and this is Andrew Neumann's MIDI Grips device, which he uses to improvise live music.
The suitcase-mounted EMS Synthi is one of the coolest synths ever made. Brian Eno used it to create lots of the weird noises on David Bowie's 'Heroes', and the Chemical Brothers use theirs for loads of the big analog noises (full Chems' gear list). Now, a german company called EMS, who seem to use the same logo as the original EMS, are selling a Virtual Synthi. I haven't had a chance to download the windows only demo yet, but it's very unusual to see a VST plugin approved by the original manufacturer, so it might be good. They're not the first with a Synthi emulation: these guys with their really badly designed website will sell you one for $14.95, and I'm sure I downloaded a really cranky one from KVR a while back. EMS are still making and selling original Synthi's Here - selling them for £1600 - £1800, although an original one sold for £2,550 on Ebay two weeks ago. Alternatively, for $2, you can buy a Fridge Magnet, or for $9.99, a slightly rubbish T-Shirt.
Props to Precision Sound who have just released their 'Demonic Voices from Hell' sample CD, containing "unprocessed performances from professional singers and voice artists in the darker heavy metal genres" for $50. Assuming you've got headphones on and are not of a sensitive nature, I'd recommend you listen to this ace MP3 sample, which appears to say: "Torturing! Timbuktu! Slaughtering! Porno!" (Thanks, Sonic State)
It's currently under attack from a horde of slashdot traffic, but you should still be able to witness P.E.A.R.T, the robotic drumkit inspired by Rush drummer/Ayn Rand enthusiast/travel writer Neil Peart (that's him in the picture, not the robot). The best bit of the site is the video clip showing P.E.A.R.T playing Silverchair's 'Tomorrow' along with a couple of the Uni of Louisiana students who built it. Interestingly, what it proves is that crappy MIDI drum patterns sound as crappy through a real drum kit as they do through your soundcard.
Roland have just started shipping the DR-880, a new Dr Rhythm drum machine. It's got some weird features - along with 400+ drum sounds, it has some built in amp models, so you can plug a guitar in and jam along. Best of all, it looks a little bit like a teeny weeny Akai MPC2000 (but without the samples, and the clever Roger Linn design).
But it's a bit hard to see who's going to rush out to spend $500 on a Dr Rhythm drum machine. I seem to remember my friend Laurence's big brother had a DR-110 (right),
which cost £200 when it was released 1984 - by the time we got it it was probably 1987. It was crap, obviously, but there wasn't anything else. Nowadays, the world (well, Ebay) is full of crap drum machines, and a bunch of extra sounds and a weird guitar amp sim isn't going to do the job. Don't miss the virtual DR-110 at the Keyboard Museum. And if you're wondering how much your old Boss kit is worth, this page will tell you.
I can't help thinking that the whole Apple shiny white thing is starting to get a bit icky. JamPlug is a tiny guitar amp, built into a slightly overgrown jack plug. I haven't heard it, so I don't know how it sounds, but that styling is really worrying me. Something about the shiny, cheap-looking plastic, the bulbous shape and the slightly bizarre pictures of girls in low-cut-tops crouching over guitars makes me wonder if it does more than just amplify your guitar.
Announced today - this delightful Michael Shenker (from the Scorpions) flying V from Dean Guitars, who have a vast range of utterly vile guitars. Enjoy! Deal also promote the Dean Girls, one of whom just got in Maxim USA. (thanks, Harmony Central)
Niall Moody is a 23 year-old student (and Japanese video game geek) from Glasgow doing a PHD in Music Technology. He's written a bunch of interesting VST plugs - like Particle Fountain and Sine Synth. His new thing is a home-made guitar pedalboard to control all the VSTs in his computer. He made it of wood, a few wires and an old joystick, then wrote a neat host application to make it all work. As he ssys, he couldn't afford NI's 'Guitar Rig', but he could always have bought a Behringer FCB1010 MIDI pedalboard for £99, though they're so baffling to program he was probably better off starting from scratch. The pedalboard instructions come with the free software here.
I've really nothing to add to this, other than to say: "Thanks Mike!"
When Kate read this post about a real man playing a robot trumpet, it reminded her of this story about robot people playing real trumpets, and also Captured by Robots, the utterly terrifying real-people-and-robots-jamming-together-with-blood band. Thanks, Kate!
Gareth the accordion expert (he of MIDI polka in underpants) has spotted this fantastic 60s floor-mounted electronic not-quite accordion thingy. Bidding starts at £10. Believe!
Rick Rubin signed Sir Mix-a-Lot to Def American, he told him 'Baby Got Back' was a good song, and he made him speed it up into a hit:
This is Steve Ett, the missing link between The Beastie Boys and Steely Dan. After a decade working with Steely Dan and Rickie Lee Jones, he was hired by Rick to engineer 'License To Ill'. The album took a year of 3am finishes to make, which was unheard of for a hip hop record in 1986. Why so long? It was polished. Ett and Rick recorded 'It's the New Style' by recording 24 tracks of percussion loops from drum machines, then dropping tracks in and out, playing the fader's mute buttons like an instrument (Ett is also a drummer). But the most torturous track was 'Fight For Your Right':
Five good reasons why Rick Rubin is the man:
The world is kind of overloaded with computer recreations of old analog synths, but AAS' new Ultra Analog VA-1 could be the best of all of them. AAS have a great reputation - Lounge Lizard is a synthesised recreation of various old electric pianos (Rhodes & Wurlitzer) which sounds more lifelike than most sample-based recreations.
Surprising absolutely nobody, Line6 have announced that they're going to produce a bass version of their amazing-but-boring-looking digital modelling guitar. It's a great idea - flick a switch to go from Musicman Stingray to acoustic double bass to synth bass. No pictures of it on the web yet, but you know it will be boring-looking, probably with a dorky mother-of-pearl scratchplate. The thing in the picture is a Ritter Bass from Ed Roman.(Via Vettaville)
Good to see Yamaha's new virtual trumpet (here) is still taking (subtle) design cues from their legendary WX-7, the MIDI wind controller (kind of a digital saxophone), which was just abou the most high-tech thing I'd ever seen in the late 1987. Craig has a rare red one. Alternatively, you could build your own, even if it looks like you're blowing into a giant cockroach/mallard hybrid. Everything you ever wanted to know about wind controllers is here. And yes, I know that the new Yamaha thing is so much more than a MIDI controller, and will launch us into a bold new era of high-tech brass buskers... (Via Engadget)
I kind of passed over this when I saw it earlier in the week, just because I don't have the necessary phone, but Syntrax look