USB Guitar: Now really, really small

Not much to say. It's a 256mb flash drive, shaped like a really ugly guitar. Comes with a very cute tiny guitar case and stand, and costs €55 from GeekStuff4U. (Thanks, Mikey)

eBay of the Year: Kraftwerk's original vocoder

Lots of people say things like 'RARE legendary' in eBay auctions for DX7s and Casio VL-Tones, but eBay item #300001522431 doesn't go for hype, just saying "prototype VOCODER of german 70´s Electronic Pioneers". What's on offer is Ralf & Florian's vocoder, built to order by a local electronics company, and later used on the intro to 'Autobahn'. No bids so far at $3,800, with ten days to go. (Thanks, Kaden)
UPDATE: It went for $12,500!

Peter Gabriel remix competition: Win SSL gear

On Wednesday (28th June), Peter Gabriel's Real World studios is launching a remix competition, based on the multitrack from 'Shock The Monkey.' Stef from Real World says: "The sample pack is pretty much a who's who of your fave retro synth and studio tech including Fairlights, Prophet 5's, Linn Drums, Ground Hum and Headphone Bleed etc..." Shock the Monkey was recorded in 1981-2, and was the first thing Peter made with his new Fairlight CMI: "I'd been dreaming for some time of an instrument that could sample stuff from the real world and then turn it, make it available on a keyboard. Larry Fast told me that he thought he'd heard rumours of such an instrument. It was £10,000 which seemed an unearthly amount of money, got very excited with this thing, it's called the Fairlight. I spent a lot of time then collecting sounds going to factories and the university, getting interesting samples that were then used on that record and the ones after, it was really one of the key things that gave that record a different sound." Here is a QT clip of Peter talking about recording the track.
On wednesday, you can download the samples from Real World Remixed, which is also has multitracks of various world music things. The competition runs until the end of September, and the winner gets a SSL Duende - the £1,000 console-in-a-box which Chris at Analog Industries is lusting after. PS: Here is the story of how Peter Gabriel spent time at Georgia State Uni trying to teach Bonobo monkeys to play keyboards.

Incredible all-tube digital clock

Eric from Metasonix writes: "One of the German members of the Tube Collectors Association has built a Nixie tube clock. But it's not a typical Nixie clock. The guy decided to make ALL the electronics out of tubes. I estimate about 90 tubes. Some people have far more time on their hands than I do. Text is in German but the photos will make your jaw drop." Tonnes of pictures here, and this coming from a man who builds synths from tubes. Makes this look even lamer, doesn't it?
UPDATE: It took 7 years to build, and contains 103 tubes.

Herbie Hancock on Sesame Street


This is a wonderful clip of Herbie Hancock, demonstrating his Fairlight on Sesame Street in 1983-4. The little girl at the start is Tatyana Ali, who went on to become Ashley in the Fresh Prince of Bel Air, and the geek in the background is Clive Smith, who didn't. At around the same time, this is how Herbie looked on Saturday Night Live, with an Rhodes Chroma (+ the expander), a black Fairlight, and several band members in jumpsuits.

Scratching on the beach!


Remember Rithie's slightly mad Scratchophone strap-on, self-contained, drum-shaped DJ rig? Well, he's still developing the thing, and has just posted this rather delightful video of someone scratching by the sea...

Guyatone Optical: Huge, expensive, analog effects

Is there anything more joyful than a huge, massively over-engineered effects pedal covered in LEDs, tiny switches and retro synth knobs? The Ultron is a filter, very loosely based on the Mutron III (celebrated at this wonderful site). The signal path is all analog, with digital circuitry to control the analog components (a bit like a modern Moog synth). It has endless features - High, band and low pass filter, an LFO, CV control, multiple LFO waveforms. Delightfully, it has a truly old school DIP switch inside, to tweak various features. The Ultrem is a tremelo, with every bell or whistle you could imagine. They're $425 and $375, with more info here

ASCII Keyboard hacked into fine keytar

David writes to let me know about Droon, a breakcore musician from Antwerp who also makes cool games. He plays live (at clubs like Breakcore Gives Me Wood) with a homemade keytar, built around a normal ASCII keyboad. Unfortunately, this image sort of illustrates everything that's wrong with playing live music with a laptop...

Tomy Voice-Corder home vinyl recorder

I was browsing through the always wonderful Miniorgan.com when I stumbled across this (relatively) new addition: The Tomy Voice-Corder, a very expensive and rare toy from Japan, released in 1972 and presumably discontinued soon afterwards. It's a tiny, portable dub-plate cutter. For kids. No, there' isn't one on eBay right now... (previous coverage here)

Incredibly cool DIY guitar-building school project

Paul writes from NYC to tell me about a fantastic project he's running with kids from various high schools across Brooklyn, Queens and Manhattan. They build guitars and tin-can amplifiers, then record the results to make a radio show which you can download from the site. Paul says: "They spent a lot more time making the instruments than learning to play and record, which shows in the mp3, but the guitars sound good." Why didn't I do this at school when I was 14?

Blue Man Group's amazing range of musical toys

These are the new toys licensed by Blue Man Group (and developed by ToyQuest). They'll be launching in July with a big TV ad campaign in the run up to Christmas. The keyboard is $79.99, the percussion tubes are $69.99. I don't yet have pictures of the intriguingly named 'Drum Suit' and 'Air Pole'. All the instruments use "new proximity sensor technology, pre-programmed songs[and] interchangeable instrument sounds" to "enable kids to mix and layer music with a simple wave of their hands." Entertainment Weekly played with them at Toy Fair: "While the keyboard is interesting, it's the motion-sensor instrument that responds when you wave your hand over the tubes that floored me. But the best part? The ability to hook your iPod up to them and mix over your favorite songs.".
It's hard not to love the design combo of PVC tube, G5 mac and Fisher-Price buttons, but I really can't wait to see what the circuit benders do with this stuff. (Thanks, Steve in LA)
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Have white synths jumped the shark?

It's long been established by relevant authorities that white synths are cooler than black synths. However, there's always someone who wants to take it too far and spoil it for everyone. In this case, it's Madonna's keyboard player Marcus Brown, a Roland endorsee who shows off his customised Fantom, SH-201, V-synth and V-Synth XT (in the aquarium) while keeping slightly quieter about his Nord Lead 3. They were all painted white by the legendary Forat, (more about him here) who is the proud-looking guy in the picture above. There's an interesting thread about the whole thing at Harmony Central, which concludes that: a) Marcus is a nice guy, despite his experimental facial hair. b) Clavia were mean for not sending Forat the logo artwork for the Nord c)The tricky things about playing keyboards for Madonna are getting the patch changes right, not being knocked off your podium by backing singers, and the arpeggios in 'Lucky Star'.

Fantastic track made from cut-up instructional videos

We've covered instructional videos before, but this clip [QT video] from Curved Air is amazing. DJ Kels Kel McKeown has cut up three videos to make one track. That bass player's look is FINE. (Thanks, Mikey)

The Music Thing Office

About a week ago, I was thinking about my fellow bloggers, notably Matrix Matrix Synth, Chris Analog Industries and Peter Create Digital Music. I was wondering where they wrote their stuff, and what kind of gear they had themselves. I emailed them, suggesting a big show and tell. Predictably enough, they mostly replied "er...I'm kind of restyling my studio right now, can we do it in a month or so?" Well, I'm always just about to get my gear organised properly, and it's never happened yet. So here's what my spare room / office looks like right now, without any tidying up or dusting (I did move the big ugly red Ikea chair). The Flickr page has lots of notes saying what everything is. Right, chaps, I've shown you mine, now you show me yours...
UPDATE: Chris from Analog Industries has made a start, but he's not quite playing the game...

"My tabla machine has gone completely nuts"

Jesse writes: "Hi Music Thing, Thought you might be interested in my tabla machine as it has gone COMPLETELY INSANE.
"It has a 'composer' mode where you can program two beats of up to 100 steps each. I was programming a regular 32 step loop when it went completely apeshit and started playing a 334 step pattern of f'd up noises that most certainly do not come from a tabla. Here [QT Movie] is a video of it doing its thing. Here is my blog entry about it."
Thanks, Jesse. Really do check that video out. It's very cool.

The Tritare: A guitar with Y-shaped strings

Yesterday morning, at the Acoustical Society of America's 151st meeting in Providence, RI, Sophie Léger of the Department of Mathematics and Statistics, Université de Moncton, Canada, will be presenting a paper on "A New Family of Stringed Musical Instruments". She's one of the inventors of the Tritare, which has triple-ended strings - one string goes up the fretted neck, and the other two resonantes on the second, and third, fretless necks (which the guitar is standing on in this picture). Obviously, the interesting bit is the sound, and this page contains several samples, which are amazing. Presumably they're uneffected, but sound alternately like bells or reverb-covered 'Paris Texas' slide guitar. They're trying to market the Tritare as a product - there's a homepage at Tritare.com, and here is a report from the launch, in 2003 - but meanwhile, they're experimenting with networks of strings, which at the moment are more at the clanking and atonal end of things. (Thanks, Jeff)

The Museum of Techno

Here is a very entertaining series of tutorial videos, teaching the basics of dance music production, presented by Joseph Cornwell and Dave Braidy. My favourite line is "The waveforms are beautiful. They look rather like sheep. See, a tail there, and perhaps an ear. Or even a horn". Even despite the beards, the sherry, and the boring 'setting up' bit, this video made me briefly want to buy myself a drum kit and learn to play breakbeats...

Red wine protects against deafness caused by noise

This story from the Scotsman contains very good news for me and, I suspect, for you: "Hearing loss caused by loud noise may be reduced by the antioxidants in red wine, green tea and aspirin, it was claimed yesterday." I think you have to be drinking red wine before exposing yourself to the noise, rather than drinking your hearing back. Which is a shame. So if you see a drunk bagpipe player, you'll know why. (Thanks, Danny & Peter)

Ezra Buchla, king of all geeks

Here is a flikr set of Ezra Buchla, (son of Don Buchla) rocking his 200e with two Monome controllers and two laptops. Ezra is part of the Monome development team, and plays with Mae-Shi. Damn, those Buchlas are small and cute. (The 200e, not Ezra...)

$125,000 record player comes with Martian-grade motor

Ryan writes: "I work at a Hi-Fi distributor in **** and we just shipped out one of these. It's a Clearaudio Statement. The thing weights 770lbs, costs $125K, and has the same motor that they used in the Mars Rover! **drool**" There's more information, and lots of porno-style close up photos on this page which includes three short videos, in which you can hear the Hong Kong (I think) dudes who run the website groaning orgasmically and giggling hysterically while poking the platter with their fingers.

Helmet-mounted Synths

Jonathan writes: "If you're interested in helmet instruments, you should check out this band Fat Day from Boston. They play synth helmets! No real information yet, but there are lots of photos here. I was kind of hoping for a baseball cap with a little keyboard along the brim, but there you go.

Wonderful Mellotron documentary from Radio 4

For this week only, Here is the direct link to listen to Mark Radcliffe's fantastic documentary about the Mellotron. You have to listen to Sandy Tosvig twittering for a little while, then it starts. If anyone has a mp3 hosted somewhere, I'd be happy to link to it. More Mellotron love here. (Thanks, David)

The slightly alarming Helmet Guitar

Mike writes: "I thought you might enjoy this instrument that a friend and I built. I wasn't aware there were other helmet instruments out there until i saw the megaphone helmet on your site a couple months ago. Right now our helmet is 3 strings with one pickup and a volume knob. I mostly play it with an EBow for our noise music project. Thanks for looking." Thanks for making, Mike. Just don't come around my house at night dressed like that.
UPDATE: Mike writes: "You can hear sounds on our MySpace page. My friend Andrew and I built this thing over the past few months. It's made from a steel army helmet and a random frame probably from a bathroom fixture. We adhered it with MarineTex epoxy. It is incredibly heavy, and bulletproof. We have been practicing together since last Halloween. Andrew is the electronics wizard as far as wiring these instruments. He also does some circuit bending as well. We are located in Seattle and just played our first show together at the ReBar last Wednesday at Le Vide."

8-track portable recording with phantom power: $250

Way back when, I wrote about the Fostex MR-8. It had great specs (uncompressed .wav recording, XLR inputs, 8 channels, runs of 6xAA batteries). However, as I said at the time, it doesn't have phantom power, and "it's possibly the ugliest, reddest, cheapest-looking piece of music gear I've ever seen". Today, Cam wrote to me to let me know about the Fostex MR-8 Mk II. It now has full 48v phantom power, better A/D converters, better software, and is no longer red. But it's still $249. Result! For $150 more, there's also the MR-8 HD, with a built-in 40gb hard drive which is white. Double result! (Thanks Cam)

New analog synths on Engadget

Mark wrote: "Hey man. Love your blog. Have you ever considered doing a feature on all the *new* analog synths out there? Comparisons and so on? Might be cool." So I did just that for my Engadget column this week. I only did keyboard synths, so left out the mighty MFB Synth II, which is tiny and knobby and has MIDI, program storage and a sequencer, costs €480/£329, sounded pretty good to me at MusikMesse: review and product page. There's the much simpler Technosaurus Microcon II for roughly the same price if you include the step sequencer. Any others Mark should know about?

The Keytar reborn! Wireless MIDI goes mainstream

I have a feeling that the M-Audio Midair system was announced at NAMM, but I completely missed it. It's a range of wireless MIDI keyboards. First up is a totally pimped-out keytar controller in a range of animal-print finishes an old Oxygen8 25-key keyboard with some knobs and a wireless connection. It seems to use the same 2.4ghz technology as the wireless keyboard I'm typing this on, but claims a 30 foot range. I'm sure it's fine for studio use. The idea, in what I suspect is a slightly more gig-ready form, was pioneered by the British company Kenton. Their Midistream system uses UHF radio: "Simply put, we found the UHF band to be superior. We started out by developing both systems, but abandoned the Bluetooth system due to its high latency and other performance problems." I think that Justin from The Darkness uses a Midistream with his keytar (Here is a clip of Justin Darkness flying around a gig in a giant pair of breasts)
ANYWAY. If you came to this post expecting some entertaining Keytar action, then you've probably already seen Belinda Bedekovic. But have you seen Daisuke Asakura? Or Sonata Arctica? Or Weird yuppy dude? Or Imogen Heap? Or Mute Math? (via DigitalProSound)
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