Here is a very entertaining series of tutorial videos, teaching the basics of dance music production, presented by Joseph Cornwell and Dave Braidy. My favourite line is "The waveforms are beautiful. They look rather like sheep. See, a tail there, and perhaps an ear. Or even a horn". Even despite the beards, the sherry, and the boring 'setting up' bit, this video made me briefly want to buy myself a drum kit and learn to play breakbeats...