Friday Caption Competition

"Another busy day in the Music Thing office"
"Holy crap! That guy's got a yellow and grey Frietag bag!"
"I may not have a drum machine, but my shirt matches the keyboard"
I'm sure you can do better. Lose 500 points for "You sunk my battleship".
Picture is actually MT reader Nicholas D Kent and John Blackford (there are very restful sound samples on their page, which might help you think).

Posted by Tom Whitwell.

Comments:

"so John, When exactly are you going to get a table?"

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Anonymous : 3:47 am

"Mr. Watson. Come Here. I need you."

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Anonymous : 3:53 am

You sunk my battleship!

# posted by

Mr. Array : 4:52 am

don't cross the streams!

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Anonymous : 5:06 am

And here we see the Kings of Cupertino beta testing the newest color iPod chair.

or

Ikea designers hard at work on their latest virtual furnishing emulator

or

"My new-fangled Global Postitioning System has narrowed down your precise location to......somewhere....on......the other side..... of....this chair"

# posted by

Anonymous : 5:50 am

can we caption this one next?

http://www.synthmusic.info/pic-nov-2001/controller_georg.jpg

:D

# posted by

Mr. Array : 6:06 am

You sunk my battleship!

WTF I came in here to say the exact same thing!

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:58 am

Me, too... Alas, we'll have to go with:

"Should I increase the wattage, Dr Milgram?"

# posted by

arttu : 7:59 am

Chairmen of the (switch)boards

Please forgive me!!!

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Anonymous : 9:48 am

"....That's tonight at 8, on

When Amish Go Wrong!"

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:38 pm

When Amish Go Wrong!

LOL

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Anonymous : 1:25 pm

"What happens when I twiddle this knob?"
"All the people who suggested 'You sunk my battleship' get electrocuted."

# posted by

Gavin Lloyd Wilson : 1:37 pm

"If only I could tickle his thigh, well I guess i'm stuck twiddling my own knob".

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Anonymous : 2:30 pm

"If you hadn't sold the table we wouldn't be sitting on the floor."

"Well, if I hadn't sold the table, we wouldn't have had the money for this gear!"

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Philip Downey : 3:28 pm

"Don't give me any of that intelligent life crap, just give me something I can blow up."

or

"All right, bomb, prepare to receive new orders..."

["Dark Star", for anyone wondering.]

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Anonymous : 4:36 pm

"Broadsword calling Danny Boy, Broadsword calling Danny Boy, come in Danny Boy"

# posted by

Anonymous : 4:48 pm

This gives "BlueNote Records" a whole new meaning.

# posted by

Anonymous : 5:59 pm

hey, this mirror seems to be some kind of portal into the 1970's...

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Anonymous : 6:04 pm

"We've switched their coffees to Sanka, and their Synthis to Casio V-Tones. Let's see if they notice."

/I spy a Casio on the Synthi to the right
//not complaining or nuthin
\\\my slashies broke

# posted by

Dave : 6:08 pm

the knee bone's connected to the sample and hold, the ankle bone's connected to the envelope generator.

# posted by

micah : 6:08 pm

i think its time we got new laptops.

# posted by

Anonymous : 6:27 pm

"You sunk my 606!!!"

See, it's not battleship.

# posted by

brandon daniel : 6:29 pm

Engineers testing the latest in cost-cutting help-desk technology. One person can patch calls, answer questions, and play "hold" music all at the same time.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:53 pm

Worst caption goes to the one in this story: "Rumsfeld gestures during his speech."

Wow. It's like I was there.

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:14 pm

If we can up the 'slammin' one more pixel while reducing the 'originality' by 2, Puffy will let us go home!

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:21 pm

guy 1 to guy 2: even if we find the frequency to induce female orgasms, how will we find a woman to test it on!? -jm

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:23 pm

Congratulations anonymous 9:23, the first one to make me laugh out loud..

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Anonymous : 10:59 pm

"You two guys actually want 4 chairs or a big table!?!
I'm not so sure we have all that."

(as told to nick)

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Anonymous : 4:42 am

"look well, because you lot'll prolly never see a synthi aks up close, much less two in the same room. suckas."

# posted by

Unknown : 5:12 am

As heard over loudspeaker:
"squelchy...(spins arrow pointer)...OK boys, now: left foot - envelope!"

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Anonymous : 5:37 am

guidance is internal

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Anonymous : 6:45 am

"It's really cool that your mom doesn't charge any rent."

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:10 am

Nicholas and John are forced to torture their chairs while two tables ominously watch on.

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Anonymous : 8:13 am

Nick (arriving late to the gig): "Who in their right minds decides to glue our synthis to chairs!?!?"
John: "Yeah... uhm... that's... crazy!" (blushes slightly)

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Anonymous : 11:52 am

"Operator... yes I'll patch you through to Mr Chinbeard now, just a moment please..."

# posted by

Anonymous : 1:45 pm

"Got an extra patch pin I can borrow?"

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Anonymous : 5:25 am

"Anything you can do, I can do better"

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:19 am

get over the chairs, god!

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:58 am

...when mirrors stop working properly.

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:51 pm

Ahhh, now I know where that pin I sat on came from!

# posted by

Anonymous : 2:32 pm

Carl and Ian found anywhere they could at the American Idol tryouts to practice their scales. Needless to say, neither of them is going to Hollywood, dog.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:41 pm

early cellphones.

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Anonymous : 3:16 am

"…lite brite making thi-ings with li-i-ight…outtasight making things with lite brite…"

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:05 pm

Grimnor uses his +3 synth against goblin 1 *rolls D20*

# posted by

Anonymous : 5:30 pm

I'm getting a reading now... apparently it's called a chair

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:22 pm

Look, this online dating thing is only going to work if we are honest with each other...I can see you not Blonde,Busty...

# posted by

Fit Video : 11:10 am