"Another busy day in the Music Thing office"
"Holy crap! That guy's got a yellow and grey Frietag bag!"
"I may not have a drum machine, but my shirt matches the keyboard"
I'm sure you can do better. Lose 500 points for "You sunk my battleship".
Picture is actually MT reader Nicholas D Kent and John Blackford (there are very restful sound samples on their page, which might help you think).