Slapclap: Totally inappropriate slap/clap simulator

We've had joke VST plugins before (remember the dancing frog, the Virtual Studio Visitor, the Mastererizer, and the Anechoic Chamber Simulator) but the Slapmeister Slapclap [NSFW] is by far the most offensive. It has a really not safe for work interface which is quite cleverly done (click and drag anywhere likely), and could probably get you thrown off any right-thinking US campus.

Posted by Tom Whitwell.

Comments:

Hilarious!

Now we're just waiting for the kick-him-in-the-nuts plugin. Complete with paramters shoe model, shoe size, kick velocity...

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:47 pm

wow. just shows that electronic music is "just such a guy's thing", right?

i don't think this is funny at all.

sorry.

# posted by

Anonymous : 2:35 pm

"Notice: Slapclap is Slapware. That means, you first have to slap some chick's ass before your are allowed to use it." muahahahahaha

# posted by

Anonymous : 4:12 pm

i think its funny how some people dont think this is funny

# posted by

Awakened Yeti : 7:38 pm

I wonder how much spyware and other malware you install onto your computer when you download this?

# posted by

Anonymous : 6:15 am

"I wonder how much spyware and other malware you install onto your computer when you download this?"

It seems fine - you don't run an installer, just drop a .DLL into your VST folder. It's not like it was created by some big porn baron...

# posted by

Tom Whitwell : 10:44 am

"It seems fine - you don't run an installer, just drop a .DLL into your VST folder."

The above comment could be read to imply that because it is a DLL there is less risk or no risk.

Just a quick (friendly) reminder that a DLL is (practically) exactly the same as an EXE.

# posted by

Anonymous : 2:10 am

Guys, calm down. My programming skills are far too crappy to program anything more sophisticated than slapclap....

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:10 pm