I wonder why violinists have such an inferiority complex. They lead the orchestra on a beautiful instrument refined by 1,000 years of craftsmanship. But, deep down, they know it's a bit dorky. So, to make themselves appear like the biggest dorks in the universe cool, they spend $3,500 on a seven-string Flying V-shaped violin WITH FRETS from Wood Violins. Here's a tip: Guitars are cheaper, and guitars are cool. UPDATE: Thanks to 'anonymous' for spotting this glorious new picture.