I've been meaning to link to the vile Epiphone Airscreamer guitar for a while, but the perfect excuse just popped up. A woman in Citrus Heights, California, won one of these guitars signed by Paris & Nicole in a 'Simple Life 2' local-radio contest. In a poetic combination of greed and stupidity, she decided that - rather than trying to sell the thing itself on eBay - she'd try to sell $10 raffle tickets to win it. She says that she'll only go ahead if she sells 100 tickets. Otherwise she'll refund everyone's money. Can you imagine the bureaucratic nightmare she'll face if 99 people buy tickets? And don't they have regulators for this kind of gambling?