Little Fretty is a plastic model of the top five frets of a guitar neck, invented by Willis Whiteside of Atlanta. The idea is that you can practise and warm up on the fretocizer, before a gig. Somehow, it looks kind of obscene, but that's almost certainly just me. There's a list of possible uses for Little Fretty on the website, including "use as a tongue depressor in case someone is having a seizure" and "Stick him in your coat pocket and pretend he's a gun to ward off a mugger." All for just $19.95. Good luck with it, Willis! More