Like the man says: "How many basses have a belly button?" You won't be the only person with a Stoneman nude girl guitar, because he's already sold one to George Clinton's guitarist. In fact, his six-string is significantly more obscene(scroll down a bit). But 'J Stoneman' promises not to make any more once he's sold this one - although he's not had any bids yet, and it's starting at $2,499. Details and loads more incredible pictures here... UPDATE: Nobody bid for the bass, and the guy took the pictures down, so here's the really obscene guitar!