Turns out he's in Front Line Assembly, so apologies if you're a fan. (The guy from Letterman is Paul Schaffer, so I'm not sure where I got that idea from). Anyway, Bill is currently selling loads of cool synths, including a Matrix 12, and an Oscar. And of course, the great thing about eBay is that all your recent purchases are visible, so we can discover that, since the end of January, Bill has been buying a load of Jilly Cooper novels: Rivals (two copies), Score, The Man Who Made Husbands Jealous, and Appassionata ("...She finds it increasingly difficult to pretend she is not madly attracted to the fatally glamorous horn player, Viking O’Neill")