It's easy to celebrate when bad things happen to members of Oasis, but perhaps we should all shed a little tear for Paul "Bonehead" Arthurs. A few years ago he was the guitarist in the biggest band in the world, able to splurge on crazy vintage synths for his home studio. Now, he's selling his VCS3 through Johnny Roadhouse in Manchester. And they've put it on eBay (item #7344817634) so he can be mocked by cruel music geek websites. Complete with a keyboard, it's currently £2,000 with four days to go.