Here's a very silly Radio Shack cable VST plugin from Florida geek Sir Millard Mulch, who has a 34 track album of what seem to be soundtracks to fictional video games on iTunes. Of his VST triumph, Millard says: "Need to do some serious "Shacking" to get your virtual studio up and running? I know I do! That's why I highly recommend this Plug-In! Its Virtual Shacking Technology has saved me COUNTLESS trips to Radio Shack. Need to patch a Stereo 1/4 --> RCA --> 8th Inch Mono --> XLR? IT'S ALL IN THERE, BABY!"