Who in their right mind wouldn't want to buy item #7337110362 - a hand built, heavily engraved, Wiard modular system controlled with two joysticks and a VU meter? Sure, you could plug in a keyboard (it's modular, so you could probably plug in the Space Shuttle if you had enough patch leads), but isn't the dual-joystick setup so much more chic? Best of all, it's serial number 1, of a limited edition of five built in 2004. The only problem? Bidding is currently $2,100 with three days to go. (Thanks Peter)