Music Thing: The Sex Issue

In the giddy world of magazine publishing, whenever a title's flagging editors tend to run a special 'sex issue'. It's the same as a regular issue, but with added boobies. You can rely on a couple of thousand extra sales to people who should probably be on some sort of register.

Sorry people, it's come to this…



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Hmmph. Can't find someone who plays their lousy guitars, so they just went for someone who plays with herself. Randy Rhodes did most of his work on Gibson's, and would most likely to be back to them, if only....

Anyway, I think Jenna's already shown she'll do anything, and I mean anything, for a buck, so if buy a guitar based on her endorsement, you get what you deserve.
 
Is it sad that the only thing I could think of is "She's not really playing that guitar..."
 
I still wouldn't buy their guitars...
 
Ooooh, a skank holding a guitar. Now there's an original advertising idea. At least they could have hired a nice, young fresh looking girl instead of Jenna Jamiskank, the ulitmate goddess of makeup, silicone, plastic surgery and the airbrush. Ugh. I think I'm physically ill after looking at those shots.

You know, Bob Jackson *used* to make really good instruments, back when mullets were in style. I really wanted one bad 25 years ago. It's a very sad thing to see them going straight down the toilet now.
 
You people do realize that this is an ad campaign to sell the clothing, not the guitars, right?
 
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