1. Throw it off a cliff, set fire to it
2. Shoot it with shotguns and an AK47
3. Knock it over and jump on it
4. Jens Johansson (who is Yngwie Malmsteen's keyboard player) smashes up an old piano while giggling hysterically
5. Back a pickup truck into it
6. Play it with a JCB digger (this one really is the stuff of nightmares)
7. Drive over it in an enormous truck
8. Put on a leather coat and fill it with fireworks
9. Smash it and sample it
10. Fire it from a trebuchet (or here at Burning Man, where presumably it's performance art)
11. Throw it down a hill
12. Burn it and call it art (again)
13. Pull it off the back of a moving pickup truck
14. Drag it behind a pickup truck
15. Chop it with an axe
16. Hit it with a sldege hammer
17. Throw it off a building (Warning: Video contains giggling MIT students, where they've been doing it since 1972)
18. Bash two together
19. Drop it off a fork lift truck
20. Drive a car into a piano shop
21. Blow it up
22. In the interests of fairness, here's an organ getting smashed by giggling metal fans
23. Use a burning acoustic guitar to set it alight
24. Throw stuff at it
25. Blow up a grand piano with really a lot of TNT

1. Like Kraftwerk, have a non-music day every week or so (Anonymous computer musician)
2. If things go wrong, just maintain that you were playing jazz (Max/MSP enthusiast)
3. Play less (Guitarist, and lots of other people)
4. When learning to play a piece of music, play it first so slowly that you don't get a single note wrong. Then slowly increase the speed. Then, play louder than normal at the proper speed and you'll play more confidently (A bass player and a synth tweaker)
5. When editing, don't cut the breath off before someone starts talking or singing (Guitarist)
6. Finish the first draft (Bass plyer)
7. It's essential to begin every recording by asking 'Are we Recording?' (Guitarist - is that you, Peter?)
8. Before you start for the day, go for a long walk (Computer musician)
9. Listen. Listen very carefully. No. REALLY listen. (A guitarist, although 115 people used the word 'listen' in their tips)
10. Wear earplugs (Drummer)
11. Hit it hard, ye massive ponce (Drummer)
12. Grab some string and bend it. If it doesn't sound right move up a fret and try again. (Guitarist)
13. Start now, don't wait (Keyboard player)
14. Get into the groove / Boy, you've got to prove / Your love to me (Guitarist)
15. Retune your guitar, so you don't know the notes, then try making music with only your ears as guides (Keyboard player)
16. Tune your guitar, play in time (Guitarist)
17. Do it in triplets! (Programmer)
18. Make, go sleep and check again tomorrow... (Synth tweaker)
19. You may think you're playing your instrument, but what you're really playing is the audience (Studio engineer)
20. Keep your cigarette lighter away from my drummer - He'll set fire to anything that burns (Nord Modular enthusiast)
21. Do something every day. Even if all you do is make a beat or write some lyrics or a bassline or whatever, do something. Even if you just have a few minutes a day to spare, the material you have quickly builds up (Field recordist)
22. "Play more things that make me dance around and less things that make me sit and look miserable in a plastic chair" - Brian Eno (Guitarist)
23. Learning any instrument is about scales. Scales. Scales. Scales. The trick is to make learning the scales interesting. Which is hard. And I've never done it. Which is a shame (Studio engineer)
24. Never listen to the same loop for longer than 10 minutes (Beat maker)
25. Write as many songs as you can and pick the best (Guitarist)

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