The Anarchy Cowbwell for really angry drummers whose mums just don't understand

Pearl have a small range of extreme percussion, presumably for early-teen drummers in metal bands who are worried that traditional percussion is a bit gay. Above is the Avril Lavigne inspired Anarchy Cowbell: "Power flange for saving your sticks, metal spikes, and the blood red Anarchy symbol completes the ferocity of this eye-catching and ear splitting percussion instrument." At Namm, they're launching the Anarchy Block: "an all black, spike-riddled, ear-splitting synthetic wood block". I'm looking forward to the Anarchy Chromatic Windchimes next.

No, man - they've got to make the anarchy TRIANGLE!

You can see it in your mind's eye already, can't you?
actually I did kind of see it in my minds eye a little bit, however I really think they have taken all the good parts out of punk didn't they?
Made it a joke and really embarresed alot more humans than necissary
did anybody else notice that the Anarchy Woodblock is described as "a piercing alternative to a rim-shot"?
sounds rather painful to me
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