Mike writes with a surprised look. He just came across eBay item #6040040393, which promises 'Real Meat of Multimoog', for just $9.99. Normally, a Multimoog (modelled on the right by Chick Corea) goes for $800, but is meat-free.
Update: Will writes: "I know about this because I am a wrestling fan. Kaiju is an American wrestling promotion wherein the wrestlers dress up like Japanese city destroying monsters. Instead of destroying cities, the monsters settle their differences in the ring. When one monster finally "dies" the company sells off pieces of the costume as 'meat.'"