So, Mikey just sends me an email with "!" in the subject line and this link. It's the site for Hiroshi Araki, who designs and builds wierd, wierd, wierd shit like this enormous robot valve hifi system. Obviously it's in Japanese, and obviously babelfish comes to the rescue: "The fact that it is in the stomach, famous moth lard 301 is with the record player." Also check out this bonkers reversible swivelling bass guitar.