I guess Epiphone are hoping that the Ltd Edition Emily Strange SG will appeal to empowered, angsty, 16 year-old girls who will eventually conquer the world armed only with their hatred of Avril Lavigne. But I can't help thinking most of them will end up strapped over the huge bellies of 45 year-old former punks who play in pubs when they're not working as psychiatric nurses. Either way, there's one going for £249 here.