Of course, now the TomCat's away it's time to start mis-be-havin'. You all had me down as the quiet type with an unhealthy interest in accordions, right? Well, there's more to me than that, oh yes. I like chicks, too. And I can assure you there's one here for every taste, even for the "Anne Widdecombe with a Theremin" fetishists. Just don't tell Kate I was looking, ok?